This guy gives new meaning to the old proverb ” don’t get caught with your pants down”. When the wankerbuster is on the loose all baiters beware. You will find him prowling chatroulette with his sidekick Sacktapper Monkeyspanker  looking to catch your elementary school P.E. teacher in the act. Next time that fat uncle with a tiny dick tries to jerk one to your sister on chatroulette he will be here to stop him. When you watch Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen lookout for the wankerbuster creeping up from behind to cut the perverts dick off.

DO NOT FEAR WANKERBUSTER IS HERE!

Little did we know what the economy was doing to Shrek characters. First Shrek sells Fionna to the local mob boss for straight C@$h, now Puss in Boots is  begging for tits on chatroulette. He simply can’t afford to go to the local pound and check out the fresh pussy…cats.  How can anyone resist those darling eyes?

Touche, Puss in Boots, Touche.