You thought we weren’t watching. Luckily the chatratz crew has cameras running at all times and if you are doing something even semi-illegal we will catch you. To protect John Smallberries name we will not give you his name and address at 145 Resin Rd. However, we do know where he is and we might be sending a team of experts to check out his equipment. See you soon.

Cheers, Chatratz.

O where do we start with you. Is it the aviators to block out the bright sun in your office? Is it the cheep cowboy hat you use to hide your balding head? No, it must be the huge space you left above your head for the confederate flag that just fell down. It’s something about this guy that makes him lovable.

Who would have thought that we would be blessed with the presence of such a famous person.

You know this site has got some lowlifes when someone puts a Pabst Blue Ribbon box on their head. Chatratz had no idea that PBR was even sold in cases, we thought it was purely sold at scene bars and hipster conventions in tall boy form. Judging by this mans choice of beer we would next him instantly and write it off as a justice to the world.

Chatratz tip- If you want to see tits pick a classy beer case to put on your head. If your just looking to see some more penises go for the PBR 12 pack.

The economic downturn has destroyed snuff films. Not only does this kid have to use an unrealistic water gun to try and kill himself, He also had to get an extremely unrealistic plastic surgery job on his face. Watching this teen try to see titties by implying that his life will shortly be over is more than a laughing matter.

Welcome to Club Chatroulette where this guy is looking for some fine tail to pound. I don’t quite understand his reasoning here. Let me qualify that, there is nothing wrong with “dress to impress” when there is someone to impress. In this case he is dressed up with his hair “did” to look at dudes for 60% of the time, dicks for 35%, and ugly chicks for 5% of the time. The only thing that separates him from a Guido is a fake tan, however that skin color could just be poor lighting.

For those of you that don’t know what goatse is. DON’T GOOGLE IT. This is one of the most disturbing images to ever become viral. It basically entails a married man stretching his rectum very VERY wide. Because of the content of this picture this mans reaction is not very surprising. What he said was.

Black guy – “O Shit I know that guy.”

We don’t know if he was joking or not. But lets hope to the chatratz gods that he was.