This guy gives new meaning to the old proverb ” don’t get caught with your pants down”. When the wankerbuster is on the loose all baiters beware. You will find him prowling chatroulette with his sidekick Sacktapper Monkeyspanker  looking to catch your elementary school P.E. teacher in the act. Next time that fat uncle with a tiny dick tries to jerk one to your sister on chatroulette he will be here to stop him. When you watch Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen lookout for the wankerbuster creeping up from behind to cut the perverts dick off.

DO NOT FEAR WANKERBUSTER IS HERE!

Little did we know what the economy was doing to Shrek characters. First Shrek sells Fionna to the local mob boss for straight C@$h, now Puss in Boots is  begging for tits on chatroulette. He simply can’t afford to go to the local pound and check out the fresh pussy…cats.  How can anyone resist those darling eyes?

Touche, Puss in Boots, Touche.

Ever heard of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor? Well the sock version of that guy is on chatroulette. This sock has been aquiring smiles and looking for hugs in all the wrong places. Check out his tactics in the following series of images.

Every super hero has to have a great smile. Unfortunately sock man was born without a set of teeth. This is why he collects happy smiles from others to use for his evil ways.

Right off the plane from Comicon 2010, Wolverine had a bit of downtime.  Luckily we were able to snap a shot of him before he used his tri-bladed hands to destroy his computer. Why he did this? We don’t know. Maybe it was because we showed him a picture of is arch enemy saber tooth.

Right before the video was disconnected we heard him say this.

Wolverine-”Why do none of you understand what I’m trying to do? Those people down there- they control our fate and the fate of every other mutant! Well, soon our fate will be theirs.”

We hope he was telling the truth, mutant powers would be sweet.

Here to relieve you from a world of chaos, IT’S POST-IT MAN! With his uncanny abilities to attach post-its to his face, post-it man will walk in to any office or home and organize the hell out of it. Stay tuned for the first post-it man comic, Issue #1 “Post-it Man teams up with Rolodex boy to fight Notebook Girl”.

Between fighting crime, solving mysteries, and pissing on fire hydrants, Scooby seems to have found a new hobby. Too bad there aren’t too many “bitches” in heat on Chat Roulette. Hope he enjoys all the red rockets though. Scooby, you just got Chat Ratzed.